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Kitchen Magician letra
Step back mother fucker got a story to tell
I'm gonna tell it one time so listen up well
It's not a play toy at all it won't come when you call
But it'll make your life a breeze and you'll be having a ball
I said it slices it chops & both your mom and your pops
Will like it, give it to the kids it won't break when it drops
It turns a meal into dinner, if you're a total beginner
You'll be a betty crocker baking cookoff grand prize winner
Tell your friends all about it you know that it will amaze
Cook a meal in a minute when before it took days
It's to good to be true all the things it can do
Turn even boring old standards into something new
It's government approved it passes all the tests
It's better than the baddest the best best of the best
The kitchen magician it's a handsome addition
To any room in the house but always best in the kitchen
As seen on TV it's money back garanteed
Fuck everything else because it's all that you need
It's better than a dog it makes picks from a log
Makes a fine ham sandwich from a hog
It turns your life around, the best thing you've found
It takes a sad sack chef and turns his frown upside down
Its got thousands of uses it turns fruits into juices
It'll make a perfect salad no more need for excuses
It'll grate, it'll peel it'll fine chop your veal
Just give it a try and see how good it can feel
It'll mince your meat, it'll pulverize wheat
You can put it in your freezer cause it's resistant to heat
The kitchen magician it's only $9.99
If your kids get too unruly it'll keep 'em in line
It's not made of wood which should make you feel good
You can lend it to your friends in the neighborhood
It'll cut it'll grate it'll chop up your steak
You can hit it with a hammer and it just won't break
Yeah it's the perfect gift for someone that you love
Compare it to the rest and it's always one step above
It'll relax it prepacks your lunch everyday
It's a miniature marvel, well what more can I say
It cleans itself like magic when you're in the city
It'll clean all your dishes and make your place smell pretty
It gets rid of roaches without any scent
If your a little behind well it'll help with the rent
It's more than an appliance it's remarkably reliant
It won't keep you up at night because it's quieter than silent
It might just change your mood from not good to much better
If your baby hits the road it'll help you forget her
Bob Schneider - Letras
- 2002
- 40 Dogs (Like Romeo And Juliet)
- A Better Place
- A Fine Collection of Nothing
- A Fine Scabs Christmas
- A Little Love
- A Long Way To Get
- A Million and One Reasons
- A Sweet Sound
- Acidonia
- Alabama
- All Fucked Up
- All I Want for Christmas is My Methadone
- Angelina
- Angels Never Cry
- Angels Saved Me
- Ass Knockin
- Astro Girl
- Astronaut
- Aurora Abby Anderson
- Baby Put Your Panties On
- Banana Berry Song
- Beans
- Beatomatic
- Bed Rope Crazy
- Better
- Big Blue Sea
- Big Butts and Blow Jobs
- Big Ole Monster
- Big Wild World
- Blue
- Blue Skies For Everyone
- Bombananza
- Bones
- Boom Boom Baby
- Brand New Life
- Budokahn
- Bullet Proof Body Rubber
- Bullets
- Burn California Burn
- Buttpussy
- C'mon Baby
- Can't Get Enough
- Candyman
- Capn Kirk
- Captain Everything
- Captain Lubritron
- Car Crash Suntan
- Chilly at the Crib
- Chilly McGillis
- Chinatown
- Choclodyte
- Chocolate Cake
- Christmas Down in Motortown
- City of Sin
- Come With Me Tonight
- Corn Flakes and Sodium Penethol
- Cornbread
- Cows
- Crackhead
- Crazy
- Crib de Amour
- Dancing at the Foot of Angels
- Days Like This
- Deep in the Heart of Nowhere
- Dixie Lullabye
- Dizzy Stick
- Don't Be So Stingy With Your Pingy
- Don't Blink
- Don't Fuck With Me
- Don't Quit Your Day Job
- Drinking Song
- Dry Humpin
- Dubronic
- Dying in Denver Tonight
- Easy on Your Bones
- Eating My Skin for Food
- Electricmagneticlovethingexperience
- Electrocuted by the Sun
- Everybody's Darling
- Everybody's Fucking Everybody
- Everything You Know is Wrong
- Evil
- Eyeball Radiation
- Fabulous Feeling
- Fast Food Shuffle
- Feel Good Inside
- Find Me
- Fishbone Cloud
- Fortress of Solitude
- Freaky Deaky
- Fuck Me
- Funky Feeling
- Funky Weather
- Gasoline Elvis
- Generating the Blow Job Texture
- Getting Better
- God Is My Friend
- Gold in the Sunset
- Gone to Find Jesus
- Gong! It's Taco Time
- Good
- Hanging Out With the Horny Girls
- Hardball
- Hawaii
- Heaven
- Heavy
- Hey Killer
- Holiday House
- Holy Macaroni and the Stutter Jive King (sung to the tune of "Man of the Year")
- Home
- Homemade Gun
- Horses & Ponies
- Hot Beer and Cold Women
- I Could Just Die
- I Fucked Your Daughter Up the Ass, Boy
- I Got Milk
- I Wish I Knew What I Meant By That
- I'm Good Now
- I'm Leaving This
- Ice Cream Smile
- If I Only Had A Brain
- In the Garden
- Indifferent (I Don't Really Care)
- Intoxicated
- Intuition
- It Ain't Good
- It All Comes Around
- It's Allright
- Jagermeister Toast
- Jangly Glass All in My Brain
- Jingy
- John the Undertaker
- Jonz'n
- Juicy Juicy
- Jumpback
- Karmasutra
- King Of The World
- Kitchen Magician
- Koyote
- Land Of Dreams
- Lazy
- Let It Slide
- Let's Do Something Fun
- Like a Dog
- Lip
- Little Piece of Heaven
- Lonely Like the Sun
- Lonelyland
- Lorena
- Losing You
- Love Finds Its Own Way Home
- Love Reactor
- Lubricate the Death Machine
- Madeline
- Make It All Go Away
- Man of the Year
- Master of the Unknown Universe
- Masters of Infiltration
- Medicine
- Mein Swanz Der Ist So Gross
- Menage e Twa
- Merrysville Cemetery
- Metal & Steel
- Metal And Steel
- Miracle Days
- Monster
- Montana
- Moon Song
- Mr. Happy
- Mr. Hyde
- Mr. Invisible
- Mr. Swingle
- Mr. X
- Mrs. Serious Business
- My Pussy Hurts Real Bad
- Mystery Bus
- Mystery Date
- Napoleon's Palace
- No Goin Back
- Not For Me
- Nothing But Time
- Nothing To Lose
- Ocho
- Oklahoma
- Ooey Gooey Chocolate
- Orlando
- Pass The Bomb
- Pay at the Pump
- Picnic on Pluto
- Pile of Love
- Planet Good Love
- Planet of the Damned
- Potatohead
- Puddin & Cheese
- Pyramids and Cocoa Krispies
- Right Time
- Rio de Janeiro
- Rising from the Ashes of Mediocrity
- Rock Star
- Round & Round
- Round And Round
- Ruby Kisses
- Sanctuary
- Satan Stole My Tampons
- Selena
- Sell Your Head
- Sexy Pants
- She Loves Charlie Daniels
- She's Easy
- She's With Me All the Time
- Shotgun Blew My Love Away
- Side Show Tornado
- Sleeperhold
- Sloppy Jalopy
- Slow Glide to Mellow Freak
- Sometimes You Gotta Kick Some Ass
- Spacesuit
- Spit
- Staysha Brown
- Suiciday
- Superfatty
- Surrender
- Suzie Got to Samba
- Swindle
- T'uela Me La Pela
- Take Me to Where It's Sunny
- Tarantula
- Teeth
- Temporary Tattoo
- Texas Isn't Big Enough
- The Bee Got to Bumble
- The Castle of Elisa
- The Denial Song
- The Devil Outside My Window
- The Difference Between Potatoe Chips and Earthquakes
- The Fire Inside Her
- The Headless Samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma
- The King Of The World
- The Long Black Road
- The Man From Outer Space
- The Other Side
- The Real All Around You
- The Road
- The Sky is Blue
- The Unbelievably Cold Hands of Death
- The Way I Love You
- The Way Life Is Supposed To Be
- The Winner's Circle
- The World Exploded Into Love
- The World Just Passes You By
- The World Turns Blue
- The Wrong Direction
- They Came From Oklahoma
- Thousand Pound Crown
- Time To Go
- Tokyo
- Tralilalilu
- Tree Song
- Tricky
- Trippin My Mind
- Tumblin Dice
- Turning Over
- Under My Skin
- Vampirella
- Version Mary
- Wasted
- We Came to Party
- We Come Correct
- What I Got To Do
- What's Her Teeth
- Whatchalike
- Where I'm At
- White is the Wine
- Who Got the Goodies
- Wish
- Wish The Wind Would Blow Me
- Woman
- You Might've Left Me for Dead
- You Turn Me On
- You'll Be Mine
- You're So Fresh and You're So Fine
- You're So Fresh and You're So Fine (2)
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