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Orlando letra
I was sitting naked in a holiday inn down in Orlando
And it was the morning of the last day of the year
I didn't know who I was and I thought I might've been Evan Dando
But if I was him than what the hell was I doing here
So I asked myself one simple question
What would I do with the rest of my life
If I knew I couldn't fail I guess I'd get the hell
Out of Orlando and find me a rich and beautiful wife
Cause I don't want to do a damn thing
And I want to be appreciated
And I want to get paid well
And I don't want to be hated
I don't want to do a damn thing except lie in the sun
And be loved loved loved loved loved by everyone
So I called up the front desk to see if I could rent a porno
They said you better have a credit card I said honey I'm pretty hard up
But I ain't got no visa I said honey could you please uh help me
She said she was sorry but I think she was just disgusted
And I was kinda disgusted myself cause it had all come down to this
And I felt like a pervert but goddamn it gets lonely
When you're sitting in your hotel room naked as a jaybird
Down in Orlando in the middle of the night
So I called up an old friend to see how he was doing
But he sounded like a robot and it was like I barely knew him
So I said I had to go then I couldn't take it any longer
You know the desire to throw my naked body out the fifth floor of the Holiday Inn kept getting stronger
I tried to take a cold shower but I couldn't get my nerve up
I just sat in that hotel room and tried to cut my own hair
That was the worst idea that I had all day
But goddamn it gets lonely down in f.l.o.r.i.d.a.
Then I thought to myself just what the hell was a jaybird
And just what the hell does it look like and what the hell am I doing
So I tried to write a song about it but this is all I got
You know I sang it for your girlfriend and she said she liked it a lot
Except the part about killing myself and the part about trying to find a rich wife
She said you should have gone to sea world you might have had a better time
I said honey thanks for the input thanks for the advice
But I think that the only way I'm ever going back to Orlando is if I live life twice
Cause I don't want to do a damn thing
And I want to be appreciated
And I want to get paid well
And I don't want to be hated
I don't want to do a damn thing except lie in the sun
And be loved loved loved loved loved by everyone
Bob Schneider - Letras
- 2002
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- Angels Saved Me
- Ass Knockin
- Astro Girl
- Astronaut
- Aurora Abby Anderson
- Baby Put Your Panties On
- Banana Berry Song
- Beans
- Beatomatic
- Bed Rope Crazy
- Better
- Big Blue Sea
- Big Butts and Blow Jobs
- Big Ole Monster
- Big Wild World
- Blue
- Blue Skies For Everyone
- Bombananza
- Bones
- Boom Boom Baby
- Brand New Life
- Budokahn
- Bullet Proof Body Rubber
- Bullets
- Burn California Burn
- Buttpussy
- C'mon Baby
- Can't Get Enough
- Candyman
- Capn Kirk
- Captain Everything
- Captain Lubritron
- Car Crash Suntan
- Chilly at the Crib
- Chilly McGillis
- Chinatown
- Choclodyte
- Chocolate Cake
- Christmas Down in Motortown
- City of Sin
- Come With Me Tonight
- Corn Flakes and Sodium Penethol
- Cornbread
- Cows
- Crackhead
- Crazy
- Crib de Amour
- Dancing at the Foot of Angels
- Days Like This
- Deep in the Heart of Nowhere
- Dixie Lullabye
- Dizzy Stick
- Don't Be So Stingy With Your Pingy
- Don't Blink
- Don't Fuck With Me
- Don't Quit Your Day Job
- Drinking Song
- Dry Humpin
- Dubronic
- Dying in Denver Tonight
- Easy on Your Bones
- Eating My Skin for Food
- Electricmagneticlovethingexperience
- Electrocuted by the Sun
- Everybody's Darling
- Everybody's Fucking Everybody
- Everything You Know is Wrong
- Evil
- Eyeball Radiation
- Fabulous Feeling
- Fast Food Shuffle
- Feel Good Inside
- Find Me
- Fishbone Cloud
- Fortress of Solitude
- Freaky Deaky
- Fuck Me
- Funky Feeling
- Funky Weather
- Gasoline Elvis
- Generating the Blow Job Texture
- Getting Better
- God Is My Friend
- Gold in the Sunset
- Gone to Find Jesus
- Gong! It's Taco Time
- Good
- Hanging Out With the Horny Girls
- Hardball
- Hawaii
- Heaven
- Heavy
- Hey Killer
- Holiday House
- Holy Macaroni and the Stutter Jive King (sung to the tune of "Man of the Year")
- Home
- Homemade Gun
- Horses & Ponies
- Hot Beer and Cold Women
- I Could Just Die
- I Fucked Your Daughter Up the Ass, Boy
- I Got Milk
- I Wish I Knew What I Meant By That
- I'm Good Now
- I'm Leaving This
- Ice Cream Smile
- If I Only Had A Brain
- In the Garden
- Indifferent (I Don't Really Care)
- Intoxicated
- Intuition
- It Ain't Good
- It All Comes Around
- It's Allright
- Jagermeister Toast
- Jangly Glass All in My Brain
- Jingy
- John the Undertaker
- Jonz'n
- Juicy Juicy
- Jumpback
- Karmasutra
- King Of The World
- Kitchen Magician
- Koyote
- Land Of Dreams
- Lazy
- Let It Slide
- Let's Do Something Fun
- Like a Dog
- Lip
- Little Piece of Heaven
- Lonely Like the Sun
- Lonelyland
- Lorena
- Losing You
- Love Finds Its Own Way Home
- Love Reactor
- Lubricate the Death Machine
- Madeline
- Make It All Go Away
- Man of the Year
- Master of the Unknown Universe
- Masters of Infiltration
- Medicine
- Mein Swanz Der Ist So Gross
- Menage e Twa
- Merrysville Cemetery
- Metal & Steel
- Metal And Steel
- Miracle Days
- Monster
- Montana
- Moon Song
- Mr. Happy
- Mr. Hyde
- Mr. Invisible
- Mr. Swingle
- Mr. X
- Mrs. Serious Business
- My Pussy Hurts Real Bad
- Mystery Bus
- Mystery Date
- Napoleon's Palace
- No Goin Back
- Not For Me
- Nothing But Time
- Nothing To Lose
- Ocho
- Oklahoma
- Ooey Gooey Chocolate
- Orlando
- Pass The Bomb
- Pay at the Pump
- Picnic on Pluto
- Pile of Love
- Planet Good Love
- Planet of the Damned
- Potatohead
- Puddin & Cheese
- Pyramids and Cocoa Krispies
- Right Time
- Rio de Janeiro
- Rising from the Ashes of Mediocrity
- Rock Star
- Round & Round
- Round And Round
- Ruby Kisses
- Sanctuary
- Satan Stole My Tampons
- Selena
- Sell Your Head
- Sexy Pants
- She Loves Charlie Daniels
- She's Easy
- She's With Me All the Time
- Shotgun Blew My Love Away
- Side Show Tornado
- Sleeperhold
- Sloppy Jalopy
- Slow Glide to Mellow Freak
- Sometimes You Gotta Kick Some Ass
- Spacesuit
- Spit
- Staysha Brown
- Suiciday
- Superfatty
- Surrender
- Suzie Got to Samba
- Swindle
- T'uela Me La Pela
- Take Me to Where It's Sunny
- Tarantula
- Teeth
- Temporary Tattoo
- Texas Isn't Big Enough
- The Bee Got to Bumble
- The Castle of Elisa
- The Denial Song
- The Devil Outside My Window
- The Difference Between Potatoe Chips and Earthquakes
- The Fire Inside Her
- The Headless Samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma
- The King Of The World
- The Long Black Road
- The Man From Outer Space
- The Other Side
- The Real All Around You
- The Road
- The Sky is Blue
- The Unbelievably Cold Hands of Death
- The Way I Love You
- The Way Life Is Supposed To Be
- The Winner's Circle
- The World Exploded Into Love
- The World Just Passes You By
- The World Turns Blue
- The Wrong Direction
- They Came From Oklahoma
- Thousand Pound Crown
- Time To Go
- Tokyo
- Tralilalilu
- Tree Song
- Tricky
- Trippin My Mind
- Tumblin Dice
- Turning Over
- Under My Skin
- Vampirella
- Version Mary
- Wasted
- We Came to Party
- We Come Correct
- What I Got To Do
- What's Her Teeth
- Whatchalike
- Where I'm At
- White is the Wine
- Who Got the Goodies
- Wish
- Wish The Wind Would Blow Me
- Woman
- You Might've Left Me for Dead
- You Turn Me On
- You'll Be Mine
- You're So Fresh and You're So Fine
- You're So Fresh and You're So Fine (2)
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