Master of the Unknown Universe letra

The master of the unknown universe sleeps all day
And faces all the consequences of all the things he ever says
The master of the unknown universe chokes on his smile
Stays a while and he never ever says goodbye to anyone in style

The master of the unknown universe makes a big mistake
Cause everything he takes is so ordinary
Once you start that way you'll have to stay
And so the story goes

The master of the unknown universe is a superstar
He's not to far from everything and where you are
He'll leaves it all behind for someone else to try

The master of the unknown universe comes sailing in
And then rides away and leaves you hanging on

Bob Schneider - Letras

• 2002
• 40 Dogs (Like Romeo And Juliet)
• A Better Place
• A Fine Collection of Nothing
• A Fine Scabs Christmas
• A Little Love
• A Long Way To Get
• A Million and One Reasons
• A Sweet Sound
• Acidonia
• Alabama
• All Fucked Up
• All I Want for Christmas is My Methadone
• Angelina
• Angels Never Cry
• Angels Saved Me
• Ass Knockin
• Astro Girl
• Astronaut
• Aurora Abby Anderson
• Baby Put Your Panties On
• Banana Berry Song
• Beans
• Beatomatic
• Bed Rope Crazy
• Better
• Big Blue Sea
• Big Butts and Blow Jobs
• Big Ole Monster
• Big Wild World
• Blue
• Blue Skies For Everyone
• Bombananza
• Bones
• Boom Boom Baby
• Brand New Life
• Budokahn
• Bullet Proof Body Rubber
• Bullets
• Burn California Burn
• Buttpussy
• C'mon Baby
• Can't Get Enough
• Candyman
• Capn Kirk
• Captain Everything
• Captain Lubritron
• Car Crash Suntan
• Chilly at the Crib
• Chilly McGillis
• Chinatown
• Choclodyte
• Chocolate Cake
• Christmas Down in Motortown
• City of Sin
• Come With Me Tonight
• Corn Flakes and Sodium Penethol
• Cornbread
• Cows
• Crackhead
• Crazy
• Crib de Amour
• Dancing at the Foot of Angels
• Days Like This
• Deep in the Heart of Nowhere
• Dixie Lullabye
• Dizzy Stick
• Don't Be So Stingy With Your Pingy
• Don't Blink
• Don't Fuck With Me
• Don't Quit Your Day Job
• Drinking Song
• Dry Humpin
• Dubronic
• Dying in Denver Tonight
• Easy on Your Bones
• Eating My Skin for Food
• Electricmagneticlovethingexperience
• Electrocuted by the Sun
• Everybody's Darling
• Everybody's Fucking Everybody
• Everything You Know is Wrong
• Evil
• Eyeball Radiation
• Fabulous Feeling
• Fast Food Shuffle
• Feel Good Inside
• Find Me
• Fishbone Cloud
• Fortress of Solitude
• Freaky Deaky
• Fuck Me
• Funky Feeling
• Funky Weather
• Gasoline Elvis
• Generating the Blow Job Texture
• Getting Better
• God Is My Friend
• Gold in the Sunset
• Gone to Find Jesus
• Gong! It's Taco Time
• Good
• Hanging Out With the Horny Girls
• Hardball
• Hawaii
• Heaven
• Heavy
• Hey Killer
• Holiday House
• Holy Macaroni and the Stutter Jive King (sung to the tune of "Man of the Year")
• Home
• Homemade Gun
• Horses & Ponies
• Hot Beer and Cold Women
• I Could Just Die
• I Fucked Your Daughter Up the Ass, Boy
• I Got Milk
• I Wish I Knew What I Meant By That
• I'm Good Now
• I'm Leaving This
• Ice Cream Smile
• If I Only Had A Brain
• In the Garden
• Indifferent (I Don't Really Care)
• Intoxicated
• Intuition
• It Ain't Good
• It All Comes Around
• It's Allright
• Jagermeister Toast
• Jangly Glass All in My Brain
• Jingy
• John the Undertaker
• Jonz'n
• Juicy Juicy
• Jumpback
• Karmasutra
• King Of The World
• Kitchen Magician
• Koyote
• Land Of Dreams
• Lazy
• Let It Slide
• Let's Do Something Fun
• Like a Dog
• Lip
• Little Piece of Heaven
• Lonely Like the Sun
• Lonelyland
• Lorena
• Losing You
• Love Finds Its Own Way Home
• Love Reactor
• Lubricate the Death Machine
• Madeline
• Make It All Go Away
• Man of the Year
• Master of the Unknown Universe
• Masters of Infiltration
• Medicine
• Mein Swanz Der Ist So Gross
• Menage e Twa
• Merrysville Cemetery
• Metal & Steel
• Metal And Steel
• Miracle Days
• Monster
• Montana
• Moon Song
• Mr. Happy
• Mr. Hyde
• Mr. Invisible
• Mr. Swingle
• Mr. X
• Mrs. Serious Business
• My Pussy Hurts Real Bad
• Mystery Bus
• Mystery Date
• Napoleon's Palace
• No Goin Back
• Not For Me
• Nothing But Time
• Nothing To Lose
• Ocho
• Oklahoma
• Ooey Gooey Chocolate
• Orlando
• Pass The Bomb
• Pay at the Pump
• Picnic on Pluto
• Pile of Love
• Planet Good Love
• Planet of the Damned
• Potatohead
• Puddin & Cheese
• Pyramids and Cocoa Krispies
• Right Time
• Rio de Janeiro
• Rising from the Ashes of Mediocrity
• Rock Star
• Round & Round
• Round And Round
• Ruby Kisses
• Sanctuary
• Satan Stole My Tampons
• Selena
• Sell Your Head
• Sexy Pants
• She Loves Charlie Daniels
• She's Easy
• She's With Me All the Time
• Shotgun Blew My Love Away
• Side Show Tornado
• Sleeperhold
• Sloppy Jalopy
• Slow Glide to Mellow Freak
• Sometimes You Gotta Kick Some Ass
• Spacesuit
• Spit
• Staysha Brown
• Suiciday
• Superfatty
• Surrender
• Suzie Got to Samba
• Swindle
• T'uela Me La Pela
• Take Me to Where It's Sunny
• Tarantula
• Teeth
• Temporary Tattoo
• Texas Isn't Big Enough
• The Bee Got to Bumble
• The Castle of Elisa
• The Denial Song
• The Devil Outside My Window
• The Difference Between Potatoe Chips and Earthquakes
• The Fire Inside Her
• The Headless Samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma
• The King Of The World
• The Long Black Road
• The Man From Outer Space
• The Other Side
• The Real All Around You
• The Road
• The Sky is Blue
• The Unbelievably Cold Hands of Death
• The Way I Love You
• The Way Life Is Supposed To Be
• The Winner's Circle
• The World Exploded Into Love
• The World Just Passes You By
• The World Turns Blue
• The Wrong Direction
• They Came From Oklahoma
• Thousand Pound Crown
• Time To Go
• Tokyo
• Tralilalilu
• Tree Song
• Tricky
• Trippin My Mind
• Tumblin Dice
• Turning Over
• Under My Skin
• Vampirella
• Version Mary
• Wasted
• We Came to Party
• We Come Correct
• What I Got To Do
• What's Her Teeth
• Whatchalike
• Where I'm At
• White is the Wine
• Who Got the Goodies
• Wish
• Wish The Wind Would Blow Me
• Woman
• You Might've Left Me for Dead
• You Turn Me On
• You'll Be Mine
• You're So Fresh and You're So Fine
• You're So Fresh and You're So Fine (2)