Jagermeister Toast letra

Uma Uma Thurman got the butt
Jimmy smoking crack but I don't give a fuck
I could've had a v8 instead I had a forty
When your girlfriend's on my dick
She always calls you shorty
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, four
Fucked up, wasted, puking on the floor
I never wake up in the morning
Oh my god what have I done
That girl that I was fucking's boyfriend's
Got a loaded gun
Hocus pocus I can't even focus
But your girlfriends on my dick
Like a locust
So pass me the jager
I'll put it in my cup
I'll slam it jam it down
And do I want another?
Yup
So pass me the jager
I'll put it in my cup
I'll slam it jam it down
And do I want another?
Yup

Bob Schneider - Letras

• 2002
• 40 Dogs (Like Romeo And Juliet)
• A Better Place
• A Fine Collection of Nothing
• A Fine Scabs Christmas
• A Little Love
• A Long Way To Get
• A Million and One Reasons
• A Sweet Sound
• Acidonia
• Alabama
• All Fucked Up
• All I Want for Christmas is My Methadone
• Angelina
• Angels Never Cry
• Angels Saved Me
• Ass Knockin
• Astro Girl
• Astronaut
• Aurora Abby Anderson
• Baby Put Your Panties On
• Banana Berry Song
• Beans
• Beatomatic
• Bed Rope Crazy
• Better
• Big Blue Sea
• Big Butts and Blow Jobs
• Big Ole Monster
• Big Wild World
• Blue
• Blue Skies For Everyone
• Bombananza
• Bones
• Boom Boom Baby
• Brand New Life
• Budokahn
• Bullet Proof Body Rubber
• Bullets
• Burn California Burn
• Buttpussy
• C'mon Baby
• Can't Get Enough
• Candyman
• Capn Kirk
• Captain Everything
• Captain Lubritron
• Car Crash Suntan
• Chilly at the Crib
• Chilly McGillis
• Chinatown
• Choclodyte
• Chocolate Cake
• Christmas Down in Motortown
• City of Sin
• Come With Me Tonight
• Corn Flakes and Sodium Penethol
• Cornbread
• Cows
• Crackhead
• Crazy
• Crib de Amour
• Dancing at the Foot of Angels
• Days Like This
• Deep in the Heart of Nowhere
• Dixie Lullabye
• Dizzy Stick
• Don't Be So Stingy With Your Pingy
• Don't Blink
• Don't Fuck With Me
• Don't Quit Your Day Job
• Drinking Song
• Dry Humpin
• Dubronic
• Dying in Denver Tonight
• Easy on Your Bones
• Eating My Skin for Food
• Electricmagneticlovethingexperience
• Electrocuted by the Sun
• Everybody's Darling
• Everybody's Fucking Everybody
• Everything You Know is Wrong
• Evil
• Eyeball Radiation
• Fabulous Feeling
• Fast Food Shuffle
• Feel Good Inside
• Find Me
• Fishbone Cloud
• Fortress of Solitude
• Freaky Deaky
• Fuck Me
• Funky Feeling
• Funky Weather
• Gasoline Elvis
• Generating the Blow Job Texture
• Getting Better
• God Is My Friend
• Gold in the Sunset
• Gone to Find Jesus
• Gong! It's Taco Time
• Good
• Hanging Out With the Horny Girls
• Hardball
• Hawaii
• Heaven
• Heavy
• Hey Killer
• Holiday House
• Holy Macaroni and the Stutter Jive King (sung to the tune of "Man of the Year")
• Home
• Homemade Gun
• Horses & Ponies
• Hot Beer and Cold Women
• I Could Just Die
• I Fucked Your Daughter Up the Ass, Boy
• I Got Milk
• I Wish I Knew What I Meant By That
• I'm Good Now
• I'm Leaving This
• Ice Cream Smile
• If I Only Had A Brain
• In the Garden
• Indifferent (I Don't Really Care)
• Intoxicated
• Intuition
• It Ain't Good
• It All Comes Around
• It's Allright
• Jagermeister Toast
• Jangly Glass All in My Brain
• Jingy
• John the Undertaker
• Jonz'n
• Juicy Juicy
• Jumpback
• Karmasutra
• King Of The World
• Kitchen Magician
• Koyote
• Land Of Dreams
• Lazy
• Let It Slide
• Let's Do Something Fun
• Like a Dog
• Lip
• Little Piece of Heaven
• Lonely Like the Sun
• Lonelyland
• Lorena
• Losing You
• Love Finds Its Own Way Home
• Love Reactor
• Lubricate the Death Machine
• Madeline
• Make It All Go Away
• Man of the Year
• Master of the Unknown Universe
• Masters of Infiltration
• Medicine
• Mein Swanz Der Ist So Gross
• Menage e Twa
• Merrysville Cemetery
• Metal & Steel
• Metal And Steel
• Miracle Days
• Monster
• Montana
• Moon Song
• Mr. Happy
• Mr. Hyde
• Mr. Invisible
• Mr. Swingle
• Mr. X
• Mrs. Serious Business
• My Pussy Hurts Real Bad
• Mystery Bus
• Mystery Date
• Napoleon's Palace
• No Goin Back
• Not For Me
• Nothing But Time
• Nothing To Lose
• Ocho
• Oklahoma
• Ooey Gooey Chocolate
• Orlando
• Pass The Bomb
• Pay at the Pump
• Picnic on Pluto
• Pile of Love
• Planet Good Love
• Planet of the Damned
• Potatohead
• Puddin & Cheese
• Pyramids and Cocoa Krispies
• Right Time
• Rio de Janeiro
• Rising from the Ashes of Mediocrity
• Rock Star
• Round & Round
• Round And Round
• Ruby Kisses
• Sanctuary
• Satan Stole My Tampons
• Selena
• Sell Your Head
• Sexy Pants
• She Loves Charlie Daniels
• She's Easy
• She's With Me All the Time
• Shotgun Blew My Love Away
• Side Show Tornado
• Sleeperhold
• Sloppy Jalopy
• Slow Glide to Mellow Freak
• Sometimes You Gotta Kick Some Ass
• Spacesuit
• Spit
• Staysha Brown
• Suiciday
• Superfatty
• Surrender
• Suzie Got to Samba
• Swindle
• T'uela Me La Pela
• Take Me to Where It's Sunny
• Tarantula
• Teeth
• Temporary Tattoo
• Texas Isn't Big Enough
• The Bee Got to Bumble
• The Castle of Elisa
• The Denial Song
• The Devil Outside My Window
• The Difference Between Potatoe Chips and Earthquakes
• The Fire Inside Her
• The Headless Samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma
• The King Of The World
• The Long Black Road
• The Man From Outer Space
• The Other Side
• The Real All Around You
• The Road
• The Sky is Blue
• The Unbelievably Cold Hands of Death
• The Way I Love You
• The Way Life Is Supposed To Be
• The Winner's Circle
• The World Exploded Into Love
• The World Just Passes You By
• The World Turns Blue
• The Wrong Direction
• They Came From Oklahoma
• Thousand Pound Crown
• Time To Go
• Tokyo
• Tralilalilu
• Tree Song
• Tricky
• Trippin My Mind
• Tumblin Dice
• Turning Over
• Under My Skin
• Vampirella
• Version Mary
• Wasted
• We Came to Party
• We Come Correct
• What I Got To Do
• What's Her Teeth
• Whatchalike
• Where I'm At
• White is the Wine
• Who Got the Goodies
• Wish
• Wish The Wind Would Blow Me
• Woman
• You Might've Left Me for Dead
• You Turn Me On
• You'll Be Mine
• You're So Fresh and You're So Fine
• You're So Fresh and You're So Fine (2)